Monday, June 30, 2008

New tactics?

There was a movie recently (I only saw the preview) where Lisa Kudrow has a series of one word questions for any man she meets: Gay? Married? Working? If she didn't like the answers to any of those questions she walks away without another word. Maybe you could employ that strategy, Lily. Although I must say that your ability to attract very young men is awesome. Anyway, it's always a good idea to keep your kissing muscles working. Wouldn't want them to get out of shape.

Why do you go to work dressed like a retard?

1 comment:

See Lil Run said...

…in terms of going to work dressed like a retard…it is honestly riding the bike to work situation...you don’t want to have to change all your clothes when you get to work so the mix of items is sometimes so random…one day I drove home from work with high heals, work out pants and dress shirt with a zip up running jacket over the top…and hoop earrings…hello, that looks retarded, you forget that unlike in a car, …people can see you.